Player Style #13 The Telephone!

I know you all probably thought I was done with the styles of bar poker players, but this one has come up just lately and I found it so amusing that it needed to be blogged about. This is of course very similar to any two player but this style has been so perfected by one local player that he now has the nick name of Telephone. This style calls with any two cards and continues in the hand on any draw even if it may require runner runner. This player almost never makes it to second break and really rarely makes it to first and has been know to be the first player out on more then one occasion. This player will not fold even if they have only a couple of outs and even if the possibility that they are drawing dead exists. Should they happen to win a few hands early, it just doesn't seem to matter as the continual calling will lead to lose of their chips. All the bar can hope for from this player is that they buy something before they get knocked out! There are no good points to this style except for the fact that you can be home early.